A completely unbiased interview in which neither party behaves. For this first blog post, I figured the best way to introduce myself — both of me — was to sit down for a chat. What followed was forty‑five minutes of mutual accusations, one surprisingly sincere moment, and a disagreement about whether velvet counts as a personality trait. CHRIS Let’s start simple. Who are you? CRIMSON BLOODTHORNE I am the voice that arrives at two in the morning with a story that absolutely ca